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Ovid had three suits,
of blue and black and green.
They were as drab as
any suits you have ever seen.
He’d wear them in and wear them out.
No one seemed to mind
They thought he was a funeral director,
Just mournful all the time
One day he found some tennis balls,
all bright and fuzzy yellow.
He made himself a brand new suit.
Now [...]

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New Joke Day.

I’m still working on this one so bear with me.
Four guys walk into an bar: a mormon, a black guy, a feminist broad and a guy who lived in a cage for 5 years… 

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A new addition.

 
I bought a Fender Telecaster over the weekend on eBay.  I’m so fired up to get it and the seller tells me it will be delivered to my work on Friday (tomorrow)!  Awesome.
For you git-heads, it’s not anything super collectable or rare, just a Fender Telecaster Custom ’62 reissue.  This is basically a replica of [...]

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Lost. A Little Light Recap.

Lost returns tonight. Normally, I wouldn’t care as much but the dearth of television vying for my eyebobbles has forced me into a slump. Or at least muddied the waters of what I do and do not care about.
No. The real truth is more along the lines of…I was extremely bored throughout last season and [...]

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Oh. 
Oh. They most certainly did.
How many other bands debut to a full crowd (small bar but, probably 75 people) and have a crowd that begs for an encore even after the singer informs them that they don’t know anymore tunes???
“Well, Play ones you already played before!” the crowd demanded.
The Sheeps obliged.
Glory Story was great. Some Honey Pot ladies [...]

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I just cannot do it!  Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper.
Cherry Vanilla made a bit of sense, hearkening back to soda fountain days. But I really don’t think soda jerks were pouring a lot of chocolate syrup into cokes. Maybe I’m wrong?
All the advertising makes it look disgusting. The soda can is split open to reveal [...]

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You know how, like, when you were little and you really desperately wanted a pony? And how it was like probably the only thing in the whole world that would make you really, really, really happy? And, maybe you didn’t even have to own it outright, but you would just feed it and groom it and [...]

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I would say “Come see my band” but with most of ya’ll in North Carolina, that’s just not happening.  But you can enjoy the flyer anyway.  I always like checking out band flyers.  Our first gig is Wednesday.  I’m hoping Gator will take some snaps that we can post, she’s a good picture-takerer.
But anyway, my [...]

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Doodle much?

When I’m bored, I sure do. 
In school, I’d fill half a notebook. 
And I still do a bit at work during meetings where I’m trapped and the discussion does not pertain to me or what I’m working on.  I doodle, yes, but not like this.  Check out France Belleville’s site Wagonized.  The cars “My Favorite [...]

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Check out freerice.com. It’s a multiple choice vocab quiz and it’s challenging. Maybe you’ll learn a new word. For each question you answer correctly, 2o grains of rice are donated through the UN.
Cleverly, this idea came from a dad helping prep a kid for the SAT. He spent all this time building up a database [...]

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Biscuit vs. Taco

Growing up in Michigan, we had your typical mid-western breakfast options like eggs any which way, oatmeal, pancakes/waffles, etc.  All good, but nothing to write a blog entry about.
Then I moved to North Carolina and learned about biscuits.  Biscuits in Michigan were kind of dense and crumbly, and not all that tasty, functioning better as [...]

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And now she’s suing.
This is one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while.  A woman bought 8 acres in the middle of Lake Lynn and then turns around and sues the city of Raleigh to have it drained because the land is worth more to her dry!
How did I miss this? This Cary woman [...]

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Locopops, etc

I only heard about these after I moved. And I only hear great things. I know that this is not the season. But please, somebody, try them when the weather breaks for me. (PS Locopops are mexican ‘paletas’ or popsicles which are either water or milk based and made using fresh fruit).
Also check out Varmint Bites for a [...]

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I had missed the headline. 
2008, will you top that?
Can you top that?

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Foreign Films with subtitles

Well, yes, I guess you can tell what people are talking about in foreign films, even though you don’t know the language. Here is a good clip of Hitler’s refelction on the Cowboys loss to the Giants last week.

Enjoy.

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When I was a kid (oh God, I’m seriously getting old when I say things like that), if you had a manual transmission, you most likely had a four-speed.  Four on the floor.  If you had an old pickup truck or a base-model Belvedere or something, you might have had a three-speed column shift.  Three [...]

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Weather Weasels

Well, its clearly winter here in Raleigh, you can tell by the weather weasels.  The weather weasels get on the evening news and say the magic words and the whole world goes into a frenzy.  Wintry mix, snow or ice are guaranteed to send everyone into the grocery store (I personally feel that periodically the [...]

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Well the cold and flu season is upon us and I have just the new trick to help you out. It might be tempting fate to say that I almost want a cold this year to try this remedy.
Someone, Anyone…get a cold and report back.!
Thick sweet dark syrup with ginger…maybe I’ll just try it anyway. 

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I know Jeddler has been in the position where you make the pitch, thinking the shoot will need 20+ people and 10-15 days and the customer says, “Congratulations, you’ve won! But I need it in 4 days and we can only afford 4 people. Have fun”
Anyhow, this is what these guys did with 4 people [...]

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Rolex and BMW get a bum rap.

In the 80’s, the yuppie phenomenon personified greed run rampant.  And every self-respecting yuppster had to drive a BMW and wear a Rolex.  A bimmer and a roller.  And since that time, Rolex and BMW have suffered from what can be called the “asshole factor”.  But I think the asshole factor has more to do [...]

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Are Men and Women Alike?

This is absolutely the best explanation of the differences between male and female brains I have ever heard.
http://marriageresourcecenter.org/videogallery/4/med/VideoWidget8.htm

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It’s a great question.
And the answer depends partly on why you are buying a watch.  If all you need is to tell time, then go buy a nice Timex.  Casio makes inexpensive, reliable, accurate quartz watches.  This is a very functional and rational approach.  In the world of transportation, this person just needs to get [...]

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Tired of wasting hours and hours just trying to keep up with the primary news and opinions on TV and print media? Here’s a one stop web site you can visit and get the market opinion of who will score big (or not). Because these are independents, their opinion is broader than the typical talking [...]

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New Year’s Day Meal

New Year’s Day was quiet here in Raleigh. Late in the afternoon I decided to finish off the beef that we enjoyed on Christmas Day. Luckily I had my trusty Henkle VS (Very Sharp) knives that I had been wanting to try out. Trimming the silver skin and fatty tissue from the leg-o-beef was easy [...]

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It’ early in the month and a great time to come up with a theme for the year (I mean - look at the Audi wall for some possibilities).
Suggested Favs:

The Year of the Rat (Chinese)
Ratteriffic (A nice variation on a theme)
This year, the world got a little older
Party like it’s 2009!!!
Where’s my rocket car?
Election? We [...]

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Drum Conundrum.

I have a sweet ‘70s Ludwig drum kit.  I bought it when I lived in North Carolina for about $300.  It had originally been black, but had since been stripped of the wrap and brush-painted in natural.  But the drums are nice and big (24” kick, 13” tom, 18 floor) and I thought they would [...]

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I tried to spread the word over that poor soul who was arrested for checking on (asking if someone else’s BoA check was good) a fraudulent check he was given in a craigslist scam months ago.
But here’s a reason to hate them even if you don’t bank with them. If you’re in a pickle and [...]

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It involved a cigar, a drink, and reading a  little bit of a mystery sitting in the near 80 degree sun. Followed up with a Redskins game.
Sometimes you have to celebrate life.
Even if your team losses. (Or falls apart). 

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Did you know that today is National Trivia Day?

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2 1/2 minutes of Mithras

 Brief QI (you do know the British quiz show hosted by Stephen Fry, right?) segment that expounds on some of the supposed similarities of Mithras and Christianity.

Watch it because you’ve been wondering what in the hell happened to Rich Hall. (Note: There are no “Snigglets” in this clip. I didn’t want anyone to get their [...]

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