The Quotable Beauty and the Geek

You don’t need to watch television but if you do, sometimes you can learn things. And in general, I like learning. BoyHowdy, delivering new information to me via a box full of multi-colored moving images is the way to go! Passive learning. Look at me sprawled out on the couch…Learning!

Some Highlights from THE BEAUTIES:

• I literally cannot tell time. I can stare at a clock…And I know the steps…People have tried to teach me..It’s just that…I’d rather look at a digital clock.
• I think my IQ’s a little below average. Probably around 200 or so.
• My worst subject in school was history. The last 5 presidents were Bush, Clinton, Nixon, Theodore (oh that was Roosevelt), and then it was…Higley. Yeah. Those were the last five presidents.
• It’s not that I am not smart. I just don’t know stuff.
• I get my looks from my mom who’s from Egypt, which is in South Africa.
• Just because I’m beautiful doesn’t mean I’m more than just a pretty face.  – TOUCHE!

AND FROM THE GEEKS:

• I’m a recovering Microsoft addict. I’ve been completely Microsoft free for almost 10 years.
• I’m a self-proclaimed GAYSIAN.
• I should have run in there and calmed them down but I’m a coward. So instead I ran away. And went to go get myself some popcorn
• When asked if he was ready for a challenge, “Hells plural Yeah!”

Word of the day: Crustacean. – “Oooooh, I like that one. That makes sense, I mean, like when something gets crusty you can look at it and say ‘There’s crustacean going on.”

Who’s Penn and Teller? “They perform in Las Vegas.” Oh, was he the one who’s partner was eaten by a lion? “No, that was Sigreid and Roy.” No, you guys, that’s psychology. Sigmund and Freud. [How canny? Seriously, that's a jeeenius little line].