Stoned Outta Your Gourd.
May 8, 2008 by lizagator
We have heard rumors of people who smoke marijuana. We’ve heard tales of engineer types in college who built two-story bongs, gravity and ice bongs, and even inflatable smoking devices. But this story takes the cake…
Two men and a juvenile are charged with traipsing about a graveyard, digging up a body, decapitating it and then using the rotting head as a “bong”.
Deeee-lightful.
The Takeaway: It’s only a misdemeanor!
Killer weed? Deadly pot? Poisoneous puns?
This is so creepy and sick, it’s just beyond a B horror movie even. Truth is stranger than fiction. Pass the Dorritos.
This story is so revolting I may have to pass on my chocolate covered hot dogs — but Dorritos, I could kinda go for…
Okay,
two things:
1. the key takeaway to this story is actually:
‘The three boys, all home schooled’
I don’t care how bad your school system is, this is not a DIY task parents, stick to building a deck with Home Despot.
2. I am now feeling some slight remorse for my love of the phrase ‘Your head would make an excellent bong’
oh, oh, and the name of the city, that’s pretty good too, leading to the headline
‘Using Humble Corpse’s Head to Smoke Pot’
and
‘Humble police’
I imagine if they’d worked at it hard enough they could have worked in a reference to Lowly Worm
shit… cant belive someone actually did that..
i wonder if they smoked outta a genious head