Posted in Culture, tagged brenden fraser, brendon frazier, movie reviews, review reviews, review round-up, the mummy 3, the mummy 4, the mummy tomb of the dragon emperor on July 31, 2008 | 5 Comments »
It’s the Movie Review Round-Up!
Wondering whether or not to take the brood to the cinema this weekend to see Brenden Fraser in The Mummy: The Tomb of the Drag On Emperor? Some professional movie reviewers say, “meh.” Bring on the un-dead analogies.
“A movie for people who expect nothing and are happy when they get it.” [...]
Posted in Culture, tagged customer service, Entertainment, fun, Humor, on hold, silly, snl pat on July 30, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I’m on the phone with a Customer Service Representative and I’m trying to be as polite and friendly as possible in order to work out a mutual mistake (that quite clearly does not involve me giving my credit card number and subsequent $2,782.43 to PervOrProgrammer.com).
Unfortunately, I’m in a “Pat” situation where I literally cannot tell if the person [...]
Posted in Culture, tagged Entertainment, Humor, rap stars rap names, silly on July 29, 2008 | 7 Comments »
I think I’d go by the name, “Fairly Nefarious.”
It’s new. It’s classy. And it reflects my toughness and my desire to do ill (as well as my proclivity to burn in the summer’s sun).
(Although I’d really have to figure out some sort of simple obfuscation for the spelling of it, and that could take me a lifetime.
Best [...]
Posted in Culture, tagged Entertainment, fun, Humor, rednecks, southern ideals on July 28, 2008 | 13 Comments »
If a friend told you that they had a “redneck weekend” the mind reels with possibilities…
Went to a tractor-pull
Spent hours muddin’
Took a turn at ropin’ at the rodeo or a stock show
Dined on squirrel stew
Spray painted you girlfriend’s name on an overpass
Attended a wedding at the local country club which is up on wheels – as it’s a [...]
Posted in Man I Don't Know My Presidents, tagged Entertainment, fun, History, presidential nicknames, presidential trivia, US Grant, US President 18 on July 28, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Ulysses S. Grant
1869-1877
Unconditional Surrender Grant
The Hero of Appomattox
Useless Grant
The Galena Tanner (Due to his Artificially Orange pallor)
Posted in Caption This!, Culture, tagged Wine Glass, WIno on July 25, 2008 | 4 Comments »
“Screw you, Earl. I’m keeping it. It’s my favorite wine glass. - Living with you is no picnic, you know.”
Posted in Knews?, tagged Entertainment, fast food boycotts, fun, Humor, mcdonalds on July 22, 2008 | 6 Comments »
You remember the American Family Association, right? They’re pro-family.
But not the gay kind.
And families might not be for you if you have AIDS (it’ll be hard to maintain close ties with all the quarantining). And Jews should maybe not be invited to have Families either. Other than that, they seem to be about Families for [...]
Posted in Man I Don't Know My Presidents, tagged 17th president of the US, American presidents, andrew johnson trivia, fun facts, presidential trivia on July 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Andrew Johnson
April 1865-March 1869
Father of the Homestead Act
Andrew the Sot (for giving an inaugural address as Veep in a less than sober state)
Old Andy
The Tennessee Tailor
Sir Veto
Posted in Caption This!, tagged Entertainment, funny old pictures, Humor on July 17, 2008 | 8 Comments »
“Umm, Daddy? I really like him and all but…he smells kinda funny. You’re really, absolutely positively sure he’s a dog, huh? – Uhhhhhh. Sometimes I wish mommy were still around.”
Posted in Culture, tagged mama mia, movie reviews, musicals, pierce brosnan on July 17, 2008 | 4 Comments »
It turns out that most of America’s movie critics agree – Pierce Brosnan can’t sing. The only difference is they find new and different ways to get their point across. Is he uniquely horrible? Should choreography ever be described as morose?
You decide.
“Bronson bleats like a moose who just took a bullet.” – Peter Travers, Rolling [...]
Posted in Internets, tagged 1, 2, 3, 4, feist, sesame street on July 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
With the help of some monsters that live on Sesame Street.
