I didn’t really realize it before.
But this guy…
Might just be the father of this guy:
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Stephen Colbert is a really delicious flavor of ice cream.
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Posted in Knews?, Week's End Updates, tagged bbc, david tennant, Entertainment, great santini, headlines of the week march 27 2008, Humor, in bad taste, katie holmes, news, oddball, offbeat and funny weird, pat conroy, posh, saturday night live, scientology, snl, tara reid, victoria beckham, weekend update, winona ryder on March 27, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence says Tara Reid reeked of booze and cigarettes - In her defence, Reid claims that booze and cigarettes were the only thing that could mask the overwhelming stench of abject failure and total shamefaced disgrace.
China set to unblock “Great Firewall” during Bejing Olympics- Millions of Chinese have two weeks to google search how [...]
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Or, if you’re like me, clicking on Google today made you wonder, “Is it national Pin Cushion Day?”
Ohhhhh.
Those are tulips. It’s March 2o. The vernal equinox. Spring is trying to spring.
Got it.
What happened on this day in history? Any famous people born on March 20?
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Not psyched for the NCAA Tourney? You can always make your picks for TMN’s literary Tournament of Books. Same bracketology; different genre. I’m hoping for a smackdown in the final between, “And Then We Came to The End” over “On Chesil Beach.”
Admit it, you’re gonna put some money down on “Tree of Smoke” to take it all, but [...]
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Arthur C. Clarke died on March 18 - a visionary of the space age. He may be most remembered for ‘2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY’ which was developed from a 1951 (?) story “The Sentinel”. Kudos to anyone who knows what “The Sentinel” was about.
He also said:
Behind every man now alive stand thirty ghosts, for [...]
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All hail Paul Ford! - He did the impossible. He did the unthinkable. He did the why-would-anyone bother?
He downloaded the entire SXSW torrent file which contains more than 48 continuous hours of music, representing 763 different bands (which is less than half the bands that played). Are you beginning to comprehend how ridiculously large the [...]
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Whoa.
So, technically it’s been around for years. In the nineteenth century eyeball tattooing was used as a cosmetic correction in some cases of blindness. But this just doesn’t seem right.
Criminy! I am all for rugged individualism, but whatever happened to trekking the Appalachian Trail? Sitting on Walden Pond? Exploring the wilds of Alaska?
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A community on the outskirts of Los Angeles has banned swearing and cursing for a week.
An Irish bar has banned the most maudlin of tunes, “Danny Boy” for the month of March. (He doesn’t want that song, written by an Englishman who never set foot on Irish soil to harsh the buzz on St. Paddy’s [...]
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Sign up for retribution!
If you bought Airborne to keep all the germies out pre-flight, there may be a piece of the big settlement pie waiting for you. They’re on the hook for false advertising because maybe they didn’t do any testing involving actual doctors. But what does that matter? The product itself was invented by [...]
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Posted in Knews?, tagged news of the week, summary on February 21, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It’s not even Friday, so going back 5 days - Sheesh, There have been a ton of world events, Right?
There was a lunar eclipse, next one 2010, hope you caught it!
Largest Beef Recall Ever- Unfortunately, most of it’s already been consumed.
Obama adds Che Guevara flag to his Texas offices, good call? Bad call?
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I hate that feeling. You learn something so basic that you can’t believe that it took so long to dawn on you.
Like learning how to comb your hair. At age 10.
Or this dang 100% button in the lower right corner of the browser. Did you know that if you click on that it enlarges your [...]
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Posted in Culture, Internets, Knews? on February 4, 2008 | 2 Comments »
CNN.com was kind enough to inform me that the FBI wants palm prints and eye scans and tattoo mapping and they’re planning on awarding a $1 billion dollar contract in the near future.
Yes, we’re on our way to becoming a surveilled society. Yes, it’s a little scary.
But my first thought was, ‘I bet Halliburton wins [...]
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Posted in Culture, Knews?, tagged jokes on January 31, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’m still working on this one so bear with me.
Four guys walk into an bar: a mormon, a black guy, a feminist broad and a guy who lived in a cage for 5 years…
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I had missed the headline.
2008, will you top that?
Can you top that?
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Well the cold and flu season is upon us and I have just the new trick to help you out. It might be tempting fate to say that I almost want a cold this year to try this remedy.
Someone, Anyone…get a cold and report back.!
Thick sweet dark syrup with ginger…maybe I’ll just try it anyway.
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Posted in Knews?, Raleigh, tagged slogans for 2008 on January 7, 2008 | 3 Comments »
It’ early in the month and a great time to come up with a theme for the year (I mean - look at the Audi wall for some possibilities).
Suggested Favs:
The Year of the Rat (Chinese)
Ratteriffic (A nice variation on a theme)
This year, the world got a little older
Party like it’s 2009!!!
Where’s my rocket car?
Election? We [...]
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Posted in Internets, Knews?, tagged Bank of america on January 7, 2008 | 19 Comments »
I tried to spread the word over that poor soul who was arrested for checking on (asking if someone else’s BoA check was good) a fraudulent check he was given in a craigslist scam months ago.
But here’s a reason to hate them even if you don’t bank with them. If you’re in a pickle and [...]
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Posted in Knews? on December 21, 2007 | No Comments »
I’m sure Comedy Central is forcing their hands and I’m not sure how good these shows will be without their writers but, selfishly, I’m glad they’re coming back.
They summed it up in a joint statement, Stewart and Colbert said: “We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like [...]
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Posted in Knews?, tagged craptastic, in the news on December 19, 2007 | No Comments »
In the “I want to be famous too!” category: Britney Spear’s 16 year old sister is pregnant.
The competition is heating up, y’all. I seem to remember a gum-smacking Britney telling Matt Lauer she was poor white trash. Don’t worry, honey, we believe you. You can stop trying so hard now. You can put the gunrack [...]
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We’ve all heard the rumors of the Texas sized (or twice the size of Texas, depending on who’s reportage you’re listening to) pile of trash floating in the Pacific. The scuttlebutt is that it is hanging out somewhere between San Francisco and Hawaii; How come there are no pictures of it? I would think it [...]
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Posted in Knews?, tagged Moderation, Who knews on December 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A pint of beer is better for you after a workout than water, say scientists
Yes. If you wait long enough scientists will support any cockamamie theory you want them to.
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