When I first looked at it, I thought the message was something along the lines as “smooth as a baby”
But then I read the line, ‘Begin Early. Shave Yourself.’ So maybe, it’s so safe, a baby can use it. Or ‘If you start shaving young maybe you can get a five o’clock shadow going before [...]
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Posted in Wow! Ad Wednesday, tagged Peugeot on September 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Seems like a cute ad. (Thank goodness, it doesn’t seem to be dirty or sexual or anything…I was beginning to think Doc Ad had some sort of weird bet). But automobile advertisements, that’s something I can get behind.
If I understand correctly Peugot is advertising their fast reaction time.
Tell me Doc Ad, is this a good [...]
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I am absolutely befuddled by this advert.
No idea what is being sold me. No idea what the concept is. I plead ignorance.
Am I being bullied? Frightened? Tickled?
Help us, Doc Ad!
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Posted in Wow! Ad Wednesday, tagged Blogging, Entertainment, Humor, internet, odd advertising, sex sales, sex sells, sex trafficking, sexy ads, weird ads, world's sexiest fruit on September 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Sometimes I get annoyed with the anthropomorphizing of animals…But fruit?
Now you have really gone too far, Advertising World.
I need a shower. For both me and my amazingly sensuous melons.
I feel like someone is trying to put their odd perversions in my head, trying to share their personal, screwed-up proclivities with the entire world. “See, I [...]
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Posted in Wow! Ad Wednesday, tagged adolf hitler, dictators, Entertainment, funny advertising, History, Humor, kim jong il, obama bin laden, osama bin laden, racisst ads, silly ads on August 27, 2008 | 4 Comments »
(Subtitled: Ab Ovo Ad Ovum)
I think, in the future we will come to view this as eggstremely eggregious. Eggistentially speaking, We are better than this! We start off with Bin Laden, (the arch-eggemy who currently dictates our entire foreign policy)
(Has the thought crossed your mind that unless Doc Ad gets here (and we don’t want [...]
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Wow! Wednesday is right. These guys are frolicking and saving money! And if you ran this ad these days, you could run it under the guys guise of being very “green” or “enviroinmentally conscious”, rather than the more obvious, “homoerotic“.
Doc Ad, we are begging the question, “Why did they put their heads together?” And what [...]
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Your target demographic is women. Got it.
Tab Energy. In all actuality, this ad should involve the question, “Do you like to eat a handful of sweet-tarts and wash it down with Robitussin? Then we have an energy drink for you!”
’Fuel to be Fabulous’ would seem to target a more homosexual market but the “deliciously pink drink because women [...]
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So, I don’t know what year this would have been?
Maybe, 19-Oh-Racist?
The message seems clear. You want to get rid of rats, mice, bedbugs, flies or roaches? Buy a box of chinamen for 15 cents! They will eat you out of your problem. Ugh.
We are making fun of the diets of coolie-hat wearing asians, right? Good [...]
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Awww. A favorite of ours. Fertile ground in a bygone era. I love the smell of racism in the morning.
We acknowledge Indigenous Americans as having a rich full history. We acknowledge that they have their own culture and heritage, customs and traditions. But mostly we just remember that they used to scalp people. Everyone remembers that.
So, we’ll use [...]
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Posted in Wow! Ad Wednesday, tagged aztec, Entertainment, funny ads, Humor, odd ad, old advertising, racist, stereotypes, xenophobic ad on April 22, 2008 | 3 Comments »
So, tough sell…trying to make a language course into a sexy, interesting or otherwise note-worthy advert.
Hu-zzah! Learn On The Go language courses.
Body copy reads:
“They Used to Sacrifice People Here – If they start old habits, wouldn’t you like to talk them out of it?”
If this isn’t exactly racist, then at the very least it’s xenophobic. [...]
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I am not quite sure… is there a subliminal entendre somewhere in this ad? You get a fat knuckle sandwich if you find it! Excuse me but it seems she is opening her mouth to drink in the awful stench of a penny cigar? That can’t possibly be right!
Bottomline: Women find a cigarello the epitome [...]
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Are you a go-getter? Got things to do? Places to be? Well, then Old Crow is the liquid depressant for you. Stop Ambition in it’s tracks. You don’t want to be tied down with a job, a mortgage, or responsibilities, do you? Take up a life drinking and those worries will be a thing of the past.
Another solid [...]
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
The first 2 sentences of the copy read:
Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn’t have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her.
It starts off sexist and then… goes [...]
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This week we’re focusing on a contemporary advertisement. Because ads don’t have to be old to be odd. You can be both kooky and creepy.
This week the question we put to you is:
How would you sell a pair of sunglasses?
D’ya have some ideas?
Are you going the Ralph Lauren way with maybe a handsome family, dressed conservatively, [...]
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Posted in Wow! Ad Wednesday on March 12, 2008 | 3 Comments »
This one disturbs me.
I understand that times have changed. I understand that Coca-Cola used to indeed have cocaine in it, that there were headache remedies with heroin, that opium-based laudanum was formerly medically recommended.
And we can (or we choose to) have a little bit of fun with that. But there are somethings that I can’t [...]
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Settle in, people; this one is seriously text-rich. And it involves the old gimmick where Kleenex doesn’t need to pay their ad agency because they ask people to send in their stories gratis. Unless it was the agency’s idea – then, Kleenex pays them but they don’t actually have to do any work. Whatevs.
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Who doesn’t want to look good and loose weight?
The theory behind these is solid. For years wrestlers and boxers have run around in garbage bags trying to loose a little extra to make weight, so the sweat out pounds while your body is encased in plastic, is not breaking any new ground. But these do certainly [...]
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Here’s the thing… Dandruff? It’s contagious.
See, I didn’t even know that.
Thanks, Advertising!
Who knows what other germs lurk within if your scalp is telling tales out of school!
Germs, Flakes, SCALES! The madness.
Ladies aren’t stupid. You might have grown up being told dandruff was just dry skin but women know it’s pure germitude! You have filthy, dirty microorganisms [...]
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This is a good ad.
This woman is dazzlingly beautiful but now we know the horrors that lurk beneath her smile. She’s hiding a mouth full of unspeakable stink. (Yay!). Sometimes we can thank our lucky stars that we cannot smell a photograph. (Shudder). I only wish there was some sort of colorized green mustard-gas escaping from her [...]
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Yes. It’s that time again.
We’re introducing another weekly feature.
This time, advertising doozies (or don’tzies) of the past.
All in all this was a more effective remedy than the hammer and mallet remedy of the previous decade.
But this product obviously fell by the wayside with the introduction of the much more affordable Crack Rock Headache and Toothache [...]
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