We get questions. And we try to answer those questions. Here are a few that have been sent to us…If you don’t like the answers, tell us. We’re open minded, to some extent. We are not heel-dragging neanderthals (that is pronounced, “Nee-an-der-tals! – Get it right, Mortals!)
If you’ve got any more questions – Send ‘Em to us. Leave them in the Comments. We don’t care. We’re only trying to help.
Or whatever.
Who was your favorite Darren on Bewitched? Good question. You’re talking Dick York or Dick Sargeant? York had back problems, Sargeant died of AIDS. In the end, we gotta go with Sargant. Seriously, York looked a little creepy to us. Just shy of demonic.
Which came first? The Chicken or the egg? We think you are having an existential crisis and can only direct you to Niestche. Who will devaste you. Enjoy.
Why must all good things come to an end? We say, ‘You can’t get drunk without a hangover.’ Seneca said, ‘Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.’ – And you thought that came from some awful pop tune! – Damn you Semisonic and your horribly hypnotic “Closing Time”
What does life owe you? About a buck twenty five. Canadian.
Why do the ends always justify the means? There is no real answer to this, and we believe that is why you have posed this question; the “means” obviously got you to the “ends” and both should be considered before anything is rendered justifiable.
Do you believe in schadenfraude? Do I believe it is a word? Certainly. And I believe it is German. So, it could possibly mean quite a number of things (See: “Ich bin ein Berliner.”). See also the entirity of the German language and their ability to cram two sentences worth of information into one polysyllabic word. Do I believe in a little comeuppance? You bethca. And it couldn’t happen to a nicer ass-tart.
Can you call in sick to work if you are merely “sick” of work? No. Do your job and quit your belly-aching. And no copying off the guy’s paper next to you. (Of course you can call in “sick of” work. You can also be fired. So if you dare, make sure you forge up some documentation, and mix up a Bloody Mary because you have THE DAY OFF!)
Do bad people know they are bad? Of course not. Need further proof? Start watching “The Hills”.
Do you have a lavalier? Yep. Us and the Sweet Valley High crowd.
Where’s the beef? You, my dear have to know that there’s only one answer to that; it is, indeed, in my pants.
Have you gotten right with God? Yes. We have. Incidentally, He also has gotten right with us.
Cadbury Crème Egg or Caramel? Ohhhh. You’re trying to trip us up The answer is crème egg. Caramel seems like a good idea but one tiny nibble in and you’re reaching for the insulin. That is, if you can still lift your arms.
Gravity- Friend or Foe? Clearly, the airline industry would be out if there were no gravity. And our government supports big business.
What’s your credit score? We got an 820 verbal and a 740 Math.
