We’ve visited to topic of ’Bacon: Is There Ever Too Much‘ before but now I believe we can safely agree that yes, there quite possibly could be a way to put one toe over the line.
Case in Point: The Bacon Explosion.
Yeah, so? It looks relatively harmless and delicious. Tell Me more.
Sure. No problem.
It’s simple really; you weave 2 pounds of bacon together. Layer in a pound of sausage and another pound of bacon in the center. Roll and grill.*
PS. If you feel a need to try this, then you may be one of the few that truly has earned this:
*Just a tip. – You might want to call the EMT before you light the grill. You’ll thank me later.