(Subtitled: Ab Ovo Ad Ovum)
I think, in the future we will come to view this as eggstremely eggregious. Eggistentially speaking, We are better than this! We start off with Bin Laden, (the arch-eggemy who currently dictates our entire foreign policy)
(Has the thought crossed your mind that unless Doc Ad gets here (and we don’t want to egg on our favorite media commentator) quick you’re in for a lot more where that came from? Cause you’d be eggactly right!)
This is going to be eggasperating. Suckers!
If you’re not with me now, you will be…But wait! There’s more. It’s a whole campaign. Yay!