They tried. They failed. We’re all for innovation here at the ‘Tuss but we alwaysknow when to say ‘When’…
Solo Synchronized Swimming (1992) It’s an oxy-moron, ya morons! Couldn’t you have called something else similarly as lame, like Water Dancing? Swamcing?
Live Pigeon Shooting (1900) – Only time in Olympic history live animals were exterminated utilized in sport. Let loose some birds and see how many one person can kill take as prize. The gold medalist took 71 pigeons. (There also was a “Running Deer Single Shot (1906-1936) but that was a more humane moving paper target).
Pistol Dueling (1906) – Participants didn’t shoot at each other but at dummies…dressed in fancy frock coats of the day, but with bullseyes painted on the chest. The sport never took off, but the coats where a big hit!
Tug Of War (1900-1920): Team of 8 had to pull their opponents 6 feet. If it hadn’t happened in 5 minuttes, whoever had pulled the other team the farthest was the winner. This would be a great event today, for our WWF athletes.
Cricket – Only in 1900. So popular, only 2 countries even had teams (Great Britain and France) Britain won. USA should have assembled a team, becuase just showing up would have won bronze.
Poodle Clipping (1900) – This seems to have been speed not subjective quality rankings. The winner clipped 17 poodles in 2 hours. Who where the athletes, the poodles or the clipperers? Obviously, this was a one-timer event only held in France, of course.
Club Swinging – (1904, 1932) Complicated routines involving swinging a ribboned-festooned club around the head. In the 1932 Games, an unemployed American (in the midst of the Great Depression) took the gold and hitchicked home from the LA games.
Rope Climbing – (1896, 1904, 1906, 1924, 1932) – Sounds easy, everyone born in the second half of the 20th century had to participate in gym, right? In the 1896 Games, only 2 competitors completed the task. Obviously, they didn’t have my gym teacher as coach or they all would have made it. And no sliding down, it turns out not to be as fun as it sounds!
Bridge (2002) – I can support any Olympic event that provides snacks. And can encourage any age or body type. Why this wasn’t didn’t last is beyond me.
Motor Boating – Only in the 1908 Games. It was a flop. I gues in 1908, if you could make a motor work on demand, you deserved a medal. And 19 mph was the average speed… wow/yawn.
Jeu de Paume (1900) – Translated means ‘game of palm‘ It was the precursor to tennis and is played in roughly (pun intended) the same manner. Seems a natural these days, no fancy equipment needed, open to all comers. Practice anywhere. Teenage boys are typically exceptional at this.
Long Jump for Horses You’ve got an athletic horse, you want to show it off..but there doesn’t seem to be a lot of skill involved for the people. Give JuanInaAMillion a gold but not his rider Juan ICouldn’tCarlos.
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