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Archive for August 7th, 2008

I reeeeaally like ice cream…

But in the whole of my adult life, I have never once been eating ice cream and thought, “Gee, I wish I had one of those wooden tongue depressor- shaped spoons to eat it with.”

I cannot possibly be the only child of the 70’s that was forced to eat a cup of ice cream at school or a church camp with the ‘splinters for your tongue waiting to happen paddles,’ can I?

Are children still forced to use those atrocities?

Was that one of FDR’s cultural programs? He brought work to the Pacific Northwest lumber communities by having them design splinter spatulas?

Those things are the mouth equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard for me.

Ohhhhhhhh, the nightmares

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“Does this thing make me look gay?”

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