Here’s a little tip: If you leave the television on, do not be surprised if while you’re bringing in groceries you hear this:
“So I left and then went outside and politely took his windshield out.”
(Someone named “Judge Alex”) incredulously asks, “You are saying you “politely” bashed in his windshield with a baseball bat?”
“Yes sir. That is what I did.”
Surprisingly enough, I did not wait around to find out exactly how one completes that task politely. But I saw the young lady who claimed to do just that, and if anyone can do it – it’s the kind of gal who decides to wear a tube top to court.
Court that is nationally televised.