We here in Austin are lucky enough to have access to a unique salad dressing.
Unique in the fact that it’s local but, unfortunately, it is marketed in the absolute wrong way.
Here’s what some of our readers have to say:
- “Should be called ‘Lower Colon Decimator’.”
- “If Jackson Pollack worked in fecal matter, he’d have a sure fire hit on his hands.”
- “When you want an excuse to leave a meeting – and wipe from ankles to forehead, look no further!”
- “If you’ve been waiting for that really good excuse to thoroughly clean your toilet, THIS IS IT!
- “Ana’s and Bulimics of the world: REJOICE! No more down time waiting for a laxative to kick in!”
- “Should be packaged with a four pack of Charmin!”
- “Tastes Great – Less Filling.”
If they only marketed this as super-direct way to empty your bowels, they’d be rolling in the dough (or something). No laxative, no metamucil…one teaspoon of this and I guarantee you’re in the bathroom within 12 minutes! – It doesn’t matter your constitution!
Bravo, Mr. Oka, Bravo!
If only I had this information days ago – – Oh, well. Next time, then.
Haha. I LOL’d so much I crapped my pants.
Nice.
I appreciate the crap.
Oh for crappin’ out loud, this is mighty funny.
They tried to market it in other locales, but the guy couldn’t stay behind the wheel long enough to get out of town. It’s a local luxury.
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